True cheese addiction opiates target cheese cravers, “forums”

Am I being obvious or isn’t “Forum” the adjunct bachelor wack-a-long set out to even the score with it’s pioneering Playboy pier?

Seems all sorts of ridiculous liaisons, accusations and purported alliances are being claimed at the expense of truth (is this historically unusual??).

Like this obviously vitrolic claim against any pleasure stemming from cheese

Or this, the most ridiculous excuse for a rejection letter ever conceived by an obviously deluded writer, who, sadly, sincerely believes they have a firm grasp on the subject…without EVER mentioning cheese in ANY “erotic” tale…

“The Cheese Found Me,” NPR and other radical agendas…

She sculpts stuff outa cheese. Is known as The Cheese “Lady.” Got covered here by NPR, blablabla…

Isn’t anyone paying attention?! “You can snack while you work.”

Um, right. But oh no, it’s her “passion,” she’s an “artist,” from Wisconsin…

Whatever.

Wayyyyyy too convenient if you ask me – me being a professional in matters of cheese addiction. *Ahem*

Ignore the obvious, it’ll come knocking at your door sooner than later. Meanwhile, a myriad innocent children are being fed the illusion that playing with food on their cafeteria tray will lead to immortal fame in fancy European museums.

So sorry, but so wrong.

11-11-11 Cheese

Like you thought I’d miss THIS one.

First up, for you conspiratorial freaks…techies posting their apocalyptic fixes with a Monty Python cheese finish, of course…god bless ’em…

More to come. Waiting for the alien invasion. Stay tuned…

Melty cheesy recipes

Wait…oh, yeah! I swear I was NOT the instigator here. From our “friends” at Food & Wine, Melty Cheese Recipes. Cuz they’re always walkin’ a thin line…

“Four Cheese Stuffed Portobellos”? That’s just wrong. Why?

“So…tell me if you’ve heard this one…four cheese stuffed portobellos walk into a bar…”

That’s why.

Southpark and Occupy Wall Street = cheese addict approved

In case you missed it, it’s a lot of (smart) fun:

Southpark on the 99%. From Business Insider, no less. So dontcha go waggin’ your occasionally conservative I-mean-business finger at me…just cuz I’m a lowly cheese addict n all. No waggin’! WE are the 99%! Or 75…divided by 3 carry the one but Puerto Rico doesn’t count…or Guam…DAMN! Never could get the new math…

Just watch the episode. Most of this country could use a healthy laugh. We’re not here long, folks, so remember: Eat (really good) cheese, and be merry!

occupy cottage cheese, Israel, Tunisia and social media

So somehow…as with many demonstrations, it gets a little foggy just how…but somehow cottage cheese has led to demonstrations in Israel, inspiring remarks at the Notions Capital blog about social media influencing the Tunisian rebellion, and pondering our very own Occupy Wall Street here in the good ol’ USofA.

Got it from Washington, DC. I could not make this up, folks.

But I’m hacking all the tags from Mike Licht cuz they’re just too perfect! Except guess I gotta add “hacking”… I’m still learning so much about the mysterious ways of the internet. Like how it’s connecting me with 11 million people who Google “cheese addict.”

We live in “interesting times,” people…okay, so does that mean I can add “China” and “Chinese wisdom” to my tag cloud? I just love the idea of making a cloud…

But if I make a cloud, does that mean I can still point out a pony, a wedge of waxed Gouda and Johnny Depp in it? Where do I look?

Hmmm…internet…clouds…cheese…hmmm…

Tags: cottage cheese, dairy products, demonstrations, economic equity, economics, economy, food, Israel, occupy, Occupy Wall Street, OWS, populism, protesters, protests, social movements, tax policy, tax reform, taxes, Mike Licht, hacking, Google, cheese, cheese addict, China, Chinese wisdom, clouds, Gouda, Johnny Depp

Squeaky Cheese Mystery Revealed

Just discovered Cheese: the word on culture magazine – word, man…

You think I get a little obsessive? Wait’ll you read THIS. And it’s only an op-ed. On why fresh cheese curds squeak. Didn’t even know. Well, now you know. Like, REALLY know. Sheesh, folks in Wisconsin get so serious