It took me a long time to see the truth.
Oh, I’d like to blame the existence of cheese for all my disappointments, for feeling fat, for Jason not calling me anymore, for all the fights on the job, for not getting the promotion, for my parents not talking to me, for the time I got totally wasted at Julie’s birthday party and kicked Melissa and said she had stupid hair…
But you know what? Cheese is not the enemy. It’s just cheese.
I had to do a lot of soul-searching and realize that the only way to approach my problem was scientifically.
Confessions of a Cheese Whore: From Addict to Aficionado – How I Broke the Insidious Wheel of Cheese is a light-hearted, deliciously unexpected humor guide. Tidbits of cheese history, snappy cheese quizzes, positive affirmations, and revealing personal photographs are served with a quick wit from a self-confessed cheese addict.
By documenting my own experience from childhood to present and illuminating the secret world of this misunderstood affliction, I hope to unite cheese addicts everywhere to heal through the universal motto, “Love your cheese. Love yourself.”
Peace of cheese be with you…