She sculpts stuff outa cheese. Is known as The Cheese “Lady.” Got covered here by NPR, blablabla…
Isn’t anyone paying attention?! “You can snack while you work.”
Um, right. But oh no, it’s her “passion,” she’s an “artist,” from Wisconsin…
Wayyyyyy too convenient if you ask me – me being a professional in matters of cheese addiction. *Ahem*
Ignore the obvious, it’ll come knocking at your door sooner than later. Meanwhile, a myriad innocent children are being fed the illusion that playing with food on their cafeteria tray will lead to immortal fame in fancy European museums.
So sorry, but so wrong.