They can’t be serious. Cancel the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Roll? Because of safety concerns? Come on…
This is discrimination at it’s most obvious, folks. Thousands of cheese addicts make the annual pilgrimage to the Mecca of cheese rolls, Gloucestershire, where they’ve been sending the seven pound Double Gloucester bouncing down the verdant hillside for hundreds of years.
And suddenly, after centuries of tradition, it’s too risky?
I, too, “am shaking at the prospect…” of there not being a cheese roll this year. What is the world coming to?
Perhaps it is time to pass the torch to another country. Who is up for the challenge?